Its a rainy thursday.

These couple of weeks in army is going to get tougher after we did AHM (Army Half Marathon) and it really opened my eyes to the various aspects of mankind. (sound so abstract ya? Haha..) We worked round the clock up to 27 hours straight preparing the route for the run. I was push to my ultimate limits.

This was setup by me and the guys at 430 in the morning at Suntec! I am sorta perfectionist that explains why the net are all so straight.

If that is not enough we were told to "rescue" people cos they could not finish in time along the ECP. It was along this stretch of road that my tolerance was tested time and again by passing vehicles. Four vehicles had people shouting "ORD Loh!" I kept my cool.

Yeah RIGHT!!

How could I when we are doing cheap labour in the early morning! Leave you to imagine what happened.

I love taking pixs of people when they are asleep.

Was only one with a camera so I am safe! LoL!

Come to think of it this is going to be a picture blog and I dont know if its a good thing or bad.

Women to Laugh Men to handle.

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles,not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,"Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "In-laws."

WORDS

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.The wife said, "You should do it, because you get upfirst, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."So she fetched the Bible, and opened the NewTestament and showed him at the top of several pages,that it indeed says.......... "HEBREWS"

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would findit. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM andhe had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why hiswife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."


Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draftbefore the masterpiece.

Numb.

"I just lost my Hp in a cab last week and a guitar a couple of months ago.. Someday I am going to lose my Gf. "

The Cab driver laughed.

So yeah I am so numb to losing things especially phones. Seriously it has been more than 5 times since... School?

"So you guys cant always say that business has been bad right?"

Well I am not pointing fingers or anything but I talked to a couple of drivers and they told me how the lost and found thingy works. You see if the operators don't really want to be the middle person and stuff you have no or slight chance actutally no chance at getting things back. But Praise God for Friends. :)

Watched Lucky No.7 today.. Its really a good movie that one should catch if you are over 21. BUT! They dont check at cini. You didnt hear it from me. Its really good because of its unpredictable plot... Actress (Lucy Liu) and Script! Not Cos its a R21 movie. You catch my driff. Haha..

I told 4 lies to cover up one. One leads to another and another.. So dont start.

Dad always provides.

Everytime the national day comes around I will always remember the question that I asked my dad when I was a kid.

"How come you know the commands that guy said? Do they have a book to memorise?"

My dad answered "Not too sure."

Now that I am in the army there is actually a book that keeps the commands used during drills but its not widely avaliable. My dad is seriously the best! Had a conversation with a cab driver and he apparently dont care what the son does in the army and I felt pretty had for the son but on the other hand it could boills down to culture and practice in the family. Whenever I am late to book into camp my dad never fails to give some hand out and he always have his way of knowing my financial status! Its amazing! He usually ask around 20th onwards. It means alot when it comes.

This entry is for my Dad. I want to fit into his shoes someday.